Twist of Irony

It has been raining heavily daily for a week or so, making riding to work impractical due to electronics I carry with me.  This has resulted in me driving my car instead.  As all vehicles do, my car needed more fuel, so I filled up to continue going to work.  And now, in a painful twist of irony, I am unable to ride the more fuel efficient motorcycle to work on this absolutely beautiful day because I don't have the gas money... I had to put it in the car during the rains to continue going to work.

--- The Dancer in the Shadows